Til' Coffee Do Us Apart T Shirt LADIES

She’s holding it down with caffeine and a fake-ass smile, while he’s grinning through the bullshit with tattoos, a tie, and a middle finger disguised as a thumbs-up. Between endless errands, bratty teenagers who think Wi-Fi is a human right, and the kind of exhaustion that only married sex and Costco runs can cure, this husband-and-wife duo is dead inside, caffeinated as hell, and still pretending like everything’s just fine.

Because let’s be real: coffee’s the only foreplay we’ve got left, Mondays don’t quit, and neither do we. Never better, b*tch.

• Oversized Style Fit
• 100% Cotton Garment Dye
• No Sag Collar Design
• Machine Wash/Dry
• Printed & Shipped from MICHIGAN

VETERAN DESIGNED. MILF APPROVED. MADE FOR ALL.

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