Don't Be A Pendejo Pt. II T Shirt

DON'T BE A PENDEJO

Some people read books. Others learn the hard way. This tee is for everyone who's watched a buddy make the dumbest decision imaginable and thought, "Don't be a pendejo."

Featuring a chain-smoking skeleton cowboy who's clearly seen enough dumb shit for one lifetime, this tee calls out bad decisions before they happen. Throw it on for the party, the tailgate, the weekend bender, or that one friend's terrible idea. If the shirt offends someone... chances are they were being a pendejo.

Built from heavyweight 6.8 oz. combed ring-spun U.S. cotton with premium 16-singles yarn, it's soft enough for all-day comfort and tough enough to survive whatever pendejo activities unfold around you. The relaxed fit and durable construction mean it'll outlast excuses, hangovers, and questionable life choices.

Rule #1: Don't text your ex.
Rule #2: Don't start fights you can't finish.
Rule #3: Don't be a pendejo.