{"product_id":"dont-be-a-pendejo-pt-ii-t-shirt","title":"Don't Be A Pendejo Pt. II T Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aos-animate\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\"\u003eDON'T BE A PENDEJO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eSome people read books. Others learn the hard way. This tee is for everyone who's watched a buddy make the dumbest decision imaginable and thought, \u003cem data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"195\"\u003e\"Don't be a pendejo.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eFeaturing a chain-smoking skeleton cowboy who's clearly seen enough dumb shit for one lifetime, this tee calls out bad decisions before they happen. Throw it on for the party, the tailgate, the weekend bender, or that one friend's terrible idea. If the shirt offends someone... chances are they were being a pendejo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"837\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuilt from heavyweight 6.8 oz. combed ring-spun U.S. cotton with premium 16-singles yarn, it's soft enough for all-day comfort and tough enough to survive whatever pendejo activities unfold around you. The relaxed fit and durable construction mean it'll outlast excuses, hangovers, and questionable life choices.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"958\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eRule #1:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't text your ex.\u003cbr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eRule #2:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't start fights you can't finish.\u003cbr data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eRule #3:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't be a pendejo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"991\" data-start=\"939\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;\"\u003eVETERAN DESIGNED. WIFE APPROVED. MADE FOR ALL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e                               \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cimg height=\"62\" width=\"118\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0678\/1665\/2965\/files\/czNmcy1wcml2YXRlL3Jhd3BpeGVsX2ltYWdlcy93ZWJzaXRlX2NvbnRlbnQvbHIvdnByb2plY3RvbGQxLW5pbmctMzQ1XzIuanBn.webp?v=1732541874\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-no-proof: yes;\"\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003ePlease Allow 5 Days For Shipping \u0026amp; Handling \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"It's Always Monday Supply","offers":[{"title":"S \/ WHITE\/ARIZONA","offer_id":48051872891045,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ WHITE\/ARIZONA","offer_id":48051872923813,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ WHITE\/ARIZONA","offer_id":48051872956581,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ WHITE\/ARIZONA","offer_id":48051872989349,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ WHITE\/ARIZONA","offer_id":48051873022117,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0678\/1665\/2965\/files\/2026Don_tBeAPendejo-Artboard17.png?v=1785105467","url":"https:\/\/itsalwaysmondaysupply.com\/products\/dont-be-a-pendejo-pt-ii-t-shirt","provider":"It's Always Monday Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}